At some point, everyone here has lived in a dorm unless you’re a transfer or commuter. Still, you may have experienced what we’re talking about …dorm sex. Now, if you’re the type of person to take your sexual encounters elsewhere other than a bed, don’t be upset. We’ll talk about that in the future.

Anyways, dorm sex has its perks. Think about it. It’s the perfect location for daytime quickies in between classes, and it’s better than trying to sneak around your parents. College, if you don’t still live with your rents, gives you the freedom to do it when you want, day or night.

Don’t get me wrong though, there are setbacks too. Roommates. You love them and hate them. Roommates are the perfect cockblockers, even for the ladies. Picture this. You’re just getting started, about to get it in …and bam! your roommate walks in. The only happy ending to this scenario is if your roommate is in to threesomes. Roommates can be a good excuse though. Just had a bad encounter and it’s getting awkward more by the second? Pull the roommate card and get them out quick.

Another hazard of dorm sex? You can’t make too much noise. If you’re a screamer, my advice would be to bite a pillow.

Dorms limit privacy. Not only do you share a room with someone, but you live in a building that separates boys and girls by sections.

This brings me to the walk of shame or the walk of game. So, you’ve been after this guy or girl for what seems like forever and you finally do the nasty. When you walk out of that dorm room, you either walk out with your fist pumped in the air or your face hidden from the world. That’s what I like to call the walk of shame or the walk of game.

If dorms are the only location to get it on, beware of the hazards, but get ready for a good time. The adrenaline rush you get when the two of you could get caught at any moment is one for the books.

Got any dorm sex horrors or triumphs? Let me hear them.

Seductively yours,

Lady Peay