You ate Thanksgiving turkey last week, so that means Christmas music is now going to be rammed down your throat incessantly for the next month. Maybe longer. If you have a problem with that, then you probably shouldn’t venture into any retail stores, restaurants, sporting events or anywhere there’s someone who likes the movie “Elf.” Basically, you just shouldn’t go outside for the entire month of December if you don’t like Christmas music. So we made a Christmas playlist.

More specifically, The All State Managing Editor Conor Scruton, otherwise known as the Bearded Enigma, has crafted an immaculate playlist giving you the perfect Christmas music to bring the right atmosphere to your terrible sweater parties for the entire glorious month. From the quirky pieces by She & Him’s Zooey Deschanel to the Indie stylings of the lauded Sufjan Stevens and the Charlie Brown classics of the Vince Guaraldi Trio, this playlist has your bases covered. And it’s three hours long. So ho, ho, ho, and party on, Rudolph.

Have a fantastic Tuesday.